Today's Track : Hoobastank - Remember Me
OMG my dog got to smoke weed before I did.
The following conversation was given to me from one of my spies...
akiko chip icecream says: did i tell u that muffin peed on me
Dan says: did i tell you that we told him too
akiko chip icecream says: humprh no u didn't
Dan says: hohohoho
Dan says: i can talk to dogs
Dan says: hohohohoho
akiko chip icecream says: i was mad so i took him with us when me, makoto, and stan went to smoke and got it high
akiko chip icecream says: then i was like, now muffin who's ur daddy now
akiko chip icecream says: (but don't tell khiem)
Dan says: was this at the beach
akiko chip icecream says: yes
Dan says: i was with you guys dodo head
akiko chip icecream says: oh ya hohohoo
Dan says: we blew it into its nose
Dan says: and he walked crooked
akiko chip icecream says: remember how it was acting all weird
akiko chip icecream says: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
akiko chip icecream says: and he was getting lazy
Dan says: you have a poor memory..
Dan says: stay off drugs
Dan says: seriously
Dan says: SERIOUSLY
akiko chip icecream says: omigosh YOU HAVE POOR MEMORY
Dan says: i know...
Dan says: but we're not talking about me
akiko chip icecream says: maybe if u didn't force drugs down my throat when i was a teenager, my memory would still be intact!!
Dan says: OMG
Dan says: here we go again...
Dan says: BYE
akiko chip icecream says: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan says: you are blaming me for your disfunctional social childhood
Dan says: I don't buy it...no sympathy from me...regardless of what part I had in it..
Dan says: GOODBYE!
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I distinctly remember Muffin coming back from this walk and he immediately plopped his ass down in the sand and just chilled for a good half hour. I also distinctly remember Akiko telling me Muffin was tired from the long walk. Grrrrrrr...damn you Akiko!! You've tainted my dog with your drug-hoovering ways!! If you're reading this, mark my words we will have our revenge. You thought Muffin peeing on your feet was bad? You haven't seen the half -- wait until you see the full miss Akiko. Hell hath no fury like a Muffin's corn! That's what he's going to be eating before he leaves a ripe one on your iBook.
